2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Nintendo released a $100 alarm clock, and now “Super Mario Odyssey” music was the… Read More »2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
2024 Legacy: The Edmonton Oilers 0-3 Comeback
Why was McDavid so close? Because they fought back from 0-3 to 3-3 in the Final, only to lose by one goal—the most Canadian way… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Edmonton Oilers 0-3 Comeback
2023 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the festival! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Amos
2022 Legacy: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Ben
2022 Legacy: Tying Cherry Stems
Why was everyone trying to tie cherry stems with their tongues? Because TikTok decided this was the ultimate test of “attractiveness” in 2022. Part of… Read More »2022 Legacy: Tying Cherry Stems
2022 Classic: The Dr. Strange
Multiverse of Madness: Wanda just turned into a horror villain. 2022 is the year of “Evil Mom Energy.” Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: The Dr. Strange
2022 Classic: He’s a 10 but…
Why were the girls rating the gifts on a scale of 1 to 10? “He’s a 10, but he only gave me reindeer socks for… Read More »2022 Classic: He’s a 10 but…
2022 Archive: The “Tactical” Fitness (Body Armor)
Why the weight? To prove that “Ukrainian Steel” isn’t just a slogan, it’s what’s currently crushing your vertebrae. Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Tactical” Fitness (Body Armor)
2021 Classic: The West Side Story
“I’m in a gang war!” “The neighborhood watch Facebook group is not a gang war, and you shouldn’t snap your fingers at the mailman.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The West Side Story
2021 Classic: The Super League “48-Hour” Dynasty
Why was the European Super League the shortest tournament in history? Because it started on Sunday, died on Tuesday, and proved that 12 billionaires are… Read More »2021 Classic: The Super League “48-Hour” Dynasty