2022 Archive: The “Tactical” Fitness (Body Armor)

Why the weight? To prove that “Ukrainian Steel” isn’t just a slogan, it’s what’s currently crushing your vertebrae.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »

Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »

Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »

Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »

Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »

In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »

In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »

Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »

Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »

In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »

In 2004, the "Mission Accomplished" vibe officially evaporated, r...read more »

In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »

In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »

Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/07/2007 21:29Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@BackToFuture_M01/22/2010 10:45Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Chocolate_Rain04/07/1996 23:17I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Annoying_Orange08/13/2013 17:24Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Cloud_Computing09/11/2012 05:50Storing my laughs in the cloud.

@Mobile_Web_0103/31/2010 13:06Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!