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2005 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple

 Why Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell? For proving that a “magical” romance is impossible if the leads look like they’re waiting for different buses.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad12/01/2010 10:19Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@WebTV_Viewer10/07/2012 22:05Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Flash_Animator03/28/2005 05:46I should make a stickman movie about this.
@X-Gen_Mark09/23/2011 08:23This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Neo_The_One02/23/1998 03:29I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Steve-O_Wild03/03/2007 20:35Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr02/11/2012 10:05The magic man... is laughing!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/22/2011 20:53May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Reddit_Original01/08/2011 04:36The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Net_Neutrality03/25/2000 05:46Equality for all jokes!

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