Why was he “injured” in August? Because Barcelona was calling, and he had a very sudden case of “I-want-to-play-with-Messi” syndrome.
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.