2011 Legacy: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “Recent Files” and found a document from 1999 that he forgot to delete. Part of the 76 Office… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Folder Navigation
2011 Vintage: The iCloud
Everything is in the cloud now. My wife asked where the cloud is. I pointed at the ceiling. She didn’t talk to me for an… Read More »2011 Vintage: The iCloud
2010 Vintage: The Horse
I’m “stable” for the next update. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Machete Blade
Why Danny Trejo? For a fake trailer that became a real movie, proving that you can kill a man with a surgical scalpel if you’re… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Machete Blade
2009 Legacy: The Neil Patrick Harris Hosting
Why was it a hit? For a musical opening that reminded everyone that “putting on a show” is the only thing Hollywood loves more than… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Neil Patrick Harris Hosting
2008 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my car as a deposit. I told him it’s a Hummer. He said, “Never mind, I can’t afford the gas.” Part of… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
2008 Vintage: Barack Obama’s Victory
Why was everyone shouting “Yes We Can”? Because after a campaign fueled by “Hope” and “Change,” the US elected its first African-American president, proving that… Read More »2008 Vintage: Barack Obama’s Victory
2008 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 56… Read More »2008 Classic: The CD
2008 Classic: The Wall Street Collapse
Why was the banker in the hostel? Because his bonus was gone and now “luxury” meant a top bunk and a shared towel. Part of… Read More »2008 Classic: The Wall Street Collapse
2008 Classic: The App Choice
“There’s an app for that.” “Is there an app for you to stop being annoying?” “I’m checking the store now…” Part of the 59 Marriage… Read More »2008 Classic: The App Choice