2005 Classic: The Red Ring of Death
Why did the lawyer sue Microsoft? For “intentional infliction of gaming-related heartbreak.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares”… Read More »2005 Classic: The Red Ring of Death
2005 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple
Why Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell? For proving that a “magical” romance is impossible if the leads look like they’re waiting for different buses. Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple
2004 Classic: Vladimir Putin’s Re-election
Why was the result never in doubt? Because in the “New Russia,” the only way to lose an election is to forget to show up… Read More »2004 Classic: Vladimir Putin’s Re-election
2003 Classic: The Maria Sharapova Breakthrough
Why was the grunting getting louder? Because the 16-year-old reached the top 50 and started preparing the world for her 2004 takeover. Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Maria Sharapova Breakthrough
2001 Vintage: The “Special Forces” Beard
Why did soldiers stop shaving in 2001? Because the “Tactical Beard” became more important for local diplomacy than a shiny medal or a clean uniform.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Special Forces” Beard
2001 Legacy: The Lady Marmalade Reunion
Why all the glitter? Because Christina, Pink, Lil’ Kim, and Mya proved that if you put enough sequins and hairspray in one music video, you… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Lady Marmalade Reunion
2001 Classic: The 2001 Ending
A guy leaves and says, “2002 is going to be even better!” The bartender says, “Just keep the tips coming and I’ll believe you.” Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The 2001 Ending
2000 Legacy: The Nokia 3310 Arrival
Why did the phone survive the firework show? Because it was a 2000-era Nokia; you could drop it from a drone into a volcano, and… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Nokia 3310 Arrival
2000 Archive: The Password
I’m a gatekeeper. I’m just “masking” my emotions. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Pilot
Why did the pilot get fired? He had a bad “altitude.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified