2005 Classic: The Red Ring of Death

Why did the lawyer sue Microsoft? For “intentional infliction of gaming-related heartbreak.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

@Net_Addict_200007/02/2013 22:43My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Macarena_Dancer03/27/2002 18:09Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Yugioh_Duelist09/06/2006 04:46You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Better_Off_Dead10/11/2008 20:55I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Protoss_Pylon07/27/2014 14:13You must construct additional laughs!

@Leeroy_Jenkins05/07/2014 01:57At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@No_Way_Jose08/09/1997 08:38No way! That’s too much!