2004 Classic: Vladimir Putin’s Re-election

Why was the result never in doubt? Because in the “New Russia,” the only way to lose an election is to forget to show up to your own victory party.

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WAP_Navigator04/16/2007 17:47Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Kill_Bill_Bride05/30/2010 09:50I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Keyboard_Cat_P02/26/2013 10:46Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Tagged_Network05/01/2010 14:53You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/11/2007 04:25Laughing at the security of my own ribs!