2000 Legacy: The Pilot

Why did the pilot get fired? He had a bad “altitude.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@AltaVista_Pro10/15/2003 07:06Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@SpiderMan_Tobey02/23/1995 21:16With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Spice_Girl_Posh03/15/1996 11:13Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Kernel_Panic_9805/11/2001 09:02This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Diva_Plavalaguna06/19/2007 21:06The highest note of humor!

@StoneCold_31602/06/1997 18:19And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Baxter_The_Dog02/02/2007 00:00Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Blue_Your_My_Boy11/17/2004 22:12You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler06/04/2015 05:32May I suggest another joke, sir?