2000 Archive: The Password

I’m a gatekeeper. I’m just “masking” my emotions.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@T9_Texter07/17/1997 20:464-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/20/2007 08:33Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Doge_Much_Funny03/22/2002 13:58Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@About_Dot_Com06/11/1998 16:53The human guide to online humor.

@Tagged_Network01/14/2006 20:17You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Android_Bot_9912/27/2001 21:22Beep boop. Humor recognized.