2021 Archive: The GameStop Short Squeeze

Why did the lawyer represent the Reddit traders? He argued that “we like the stock” is a legally binding investment philosophy.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

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In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.101/22/2011 04:20Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Resident_Evil_Z09/12/2006 07:57Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Austin_Powers_Groovy11/17/2011 13:42Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter04/27/1999 05:24My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Skate_Or_Die_9905/01/2006 14:50Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Scanner_Darkly12/13/2013 07:28I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Grumpy_Cat_Real09/16/2010 05:40I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@WordPress_Fan_0304/27/2000 06:15The best thing since version 1.0!