Why was the 4th so “Sam Smith & Normani”? Because the beat was so smooth it made “avoiding the neighbor” look like a choreographed move.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
A wild laugh appeared!
RT if you think this is funny!