Why were the Democrats happy in November? Because the American public looked at the scandal, looked at their 401(k)s, and decided they liked money more than morality.
Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Waddle on over and read this!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.