2008 Archive: The Smoke
I’m “vanishing” from the club scene. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Spore Game
Why was the traveler building a monster? Because the game allowed him to create a creature that could actually survive the experience of a middle… Read More »2008 Archive: The Spore Game
2007 Classic: The Northern Ireland Power-Sharing
Why was the “Chuckle Brothers” (Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness) a miracle? Because seeing two lifelong enemies laughing together made the rest of the world… Read More »2007 Classic: The Northern Ireland Power-Sharing
2007 Legacy: The Gossip Girl
“XOXO, Gossip Girl.” “XOXO, pay your bill.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The “Lead in Toys” Crisis
Why were we throwing away Elmo? Because China realized that the best way to win the trade war was to make sure American kids were… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Lead in Toys” Crisis
2006 Vintage: The Nintendo DS Lite Owner
One, but the bulb is 20% brighter and significantly sleeker. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Shaq-to-Miami Trade Results
Why was the “Diesel” laughing? Because he won a ring without Kobe, proving that his “Big Aristotle” wisdom actually worked in South Beach. Part of… Read More »2006 Archive: The Shaq-to-Miami Trade Results
2005 Vintage: The “Stryker” in Mosul
Why did they add the “Slat Armor”? To make the vehicle look like a birdcage and to prove that “Physics” is the only armor that… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Stryker” in Mosul
2005 Classic: The “Stickwitu” Pussycat Dolls
The name of the group is weird, the song is a ballad, and I’m confused by the 2005 pop landscape. Part of the 66 Observational… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Stickwitu” Pussycat Dolls
2004 Legacy: The “Float On” Modest Mouse
Why was the 4th so optimistic? Because we all decided that even if we backed our car into a cop car, we would “all float… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Float On” Modest Mouse