Why was the 4th so optimistic? Because we all decided that even if we backed our car into a cop car, we would “all float on okay.”
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Multipass! For the comedy club!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
First! And it’s funny!