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2004 Legacy: The “Float On” Modest Mouse

Why was the 4th so optimistic? Because we all decided that even if we backed our car into a cop car, we would “all float on okay.”

Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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