I’m “peeling” lucky today.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!