2011 Vintage: The Thor Abs
“I want to look like Thor!” “Then stop eating like Volstagg and start swinging a hammer at those home repairs you promised.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Thor Abs
2010 Vintage: The Search for “Malware”
Why was the receptionist scanning her PC? She heard about “Stuxnet” and was worried her office fan would start spinning out of control. Part of… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Search for “Malware”
2010 Vintage: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the memes. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Kate Winslet “Finally” Win
Why was her speech so relatable? Because after five losses, she admitted she had been practicing her thank-you speech since she was eight years old… Read More »2009 Classic: The Kate Winslet “Finally” Win
2009 Legacy: The New Moon (Twilight) Fan
One, but they spend the whole time staring out a window in a moody montage because the bulb left them. Part of the 64 Light… Read More »2009 Legacy: The New Moon (Twilight) Fan
2009 Legacy: The Twitter Limit
Why did the blonde try to count her words on a piece of paper? She heard “Twitter” only allowed 140 characters and she didn’t want… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Twitter Limit
2009 Vintage: The Michael Emerson Speech
Why the applause? Because even in real life, he’s so polite that you almost forget his character killed half the people on Lost. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Michael Emerson Speech
2008 Archive: The Smoke
I’m “vanishing” from the club scene. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Facebook Wall Warfare
Why did the principal call an emergency meeting? Because two best friends officially ended their relationship over a passive-aggressive “wall post” that half the middle… Read More »2008 Classic: The Facebook Wall Warfare
2008 Archive: The Pussycat Dolls
Why were the cousins asking “When I Grow Up”? Because they wanted to have their own reality show, and Thanksgiving was the perfect time to… Read More »2008 Archive: The Pussycat Dolls