“I want to look like Thor!” “Then stop eating like Volstagg and start swinging a hammer at those home repairs you promised.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
The highest note of humor!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?