2009 Vintage: The Michael Emerson Speech

Why the applause? Because even in real life, he’s so polite that you almost forget his character killed half the people on Lost.

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the jokes? Because the sets built in Canada looked more Japan...read more »

Why were the father and son a hit? For proving that the only thin...read more »

Why only technicals? Because after a three-year wait, the Academy...read more »

Why didn't Reese and Jennifer fight? Because the on-screen drama ...read more »

Why the jokes? For the Menendez brothers series that made every l...read more »

Why was "America’s nicest comedian" a hit? Because after years of...read more »

Why was it the joke of the night? Because Richard Gadd proved one...read more »

Why Colin Farrell? For making Gotham look like a place you'd actu...read more »

Why Britt Lower? For being Helly R and proving that rebelling aga...read more »

Why the tears during In Memoriam? For the song "I Am Not Okay," w...read more »

Why did Jon Stewart win? Because the 2024/25 election cycle was s...read more »

In 2003, the 55th Primetime Emmy Awards proved that the small scr...read more »

Why did "Martha" get an Emmy? Because after watching Baby Reindee...read more »

Why is Quinta Brunson still there? Because a Philly public school...read more »

@Dial_Up_King11/05/1996 17:21Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@ICQ_Classic05/29/2014 01:09That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Fresh_Prince_Will06/23/2012 19:13Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Jesus_Quintana05/26/2000 14:36Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Digimon_Tamer07/10/1997 14:53My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Uncle_Rico_9811/27/2013 09:09I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog02/14/2006 22:43Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Netscape_Now_B05/09/2011 00:14I clicked the button and it brought me here!