2021 Classic: The 5G Rollout
Why was the lawyer happy? Faster internet meant his “automated subpoena generator” could hit 1,000 emails per second. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The 5G Rollout
2021 Archive: The “Add Yours” Instagram Sticker
Why was the marketing team sharing photos of their “First Car”? Because “Engagement” in 2021 was just one long digital chain letter. Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Add Yours” Instagram Sticker
2020 Legacy: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben inside for six months! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Ben
2020 Vintage: The Social Distance Surgeon
My surgeon used a six-foot-long scalpel. I asked if it was accurate. He said, “I have no idea, but at least I’m following CDC guidelines.”… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Social Distance Surgeon
2020 Classic: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the party? It was “beaming” with pride. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Little Star
2020 Legacy: The Uzo Aduba Win
Why Mrs. America? For being Shirley Chisholm so convincingly everyone forgot it wasn’t archival footage from the 70s. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Uzo Aduba Win
2018 Vintage: The “All The Stars” Kendrick & SZA
The Black Panther soundtrack is the only thing I’ve listened to for three months. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “All The Stars” Kendrick & SZA
2018 Archive: The Banana
I’m “peeling” lucky today. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Justify Triple Crown
Why was he so good in the mud? Because he won the Derby, Preakness, and Belmont without ever losing a race, then retired before anyone… Read More »2018 Classic: The Justify Triple Crown
2016 Archive: The “Inside Out” Victory
Why did it win Best Animated Feature? Because it’s the only movie that made grown men in tuxedos admit that their “Sadness” is actually in… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Inside Out” Victory