The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver trying to park a delivery vehicle outside the chapel windows.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I should make a game about this joke.
A wild laugh appeared!