Why was he so good in the mud? Because he won the Derby, Preakness, and Belmont without ever losing a race, then retired before anyone could even interview him.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
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