2020 Vintage: The Social Distance Surgeon

My surgeon used a six-foot-long scalpel. I asked if it was accurate. He said, “I have no idea, but at least I’m following CDC guidelines.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory11/17/2007 10:15Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Cast_Away_Wilson09/24/2007 18:10WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@SpiderMan_Tobey09/05/2008 20:56With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Charlie_Bit_Me02/02/2009 06:22Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Hacktivist_Fan05/21/2015 06:56Hacking into the comedy mainframe.