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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

@BBS_Sysop03/31/2006 05:50Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/24/2014 14:39I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Walter_Sobchak11/04/1997 08:35Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@He_Man_Power12/12/1998 09:46I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Dale_Doback_Fan06/25/2008 04:57Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Numa_Numa_Guy01/18/2010 16:40Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Terran_Marine01/31/2010 00:02Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Deal_With_It_G02/21/1995 16:14Deal with it. This is gold.