2016 Archive: The “Inside Out” Victory
Why did it win Best Animated Feature? Because it’s the only movie that made grown men in tuxedos admit that their “Sadness” is actually in… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Inside Out” Victory
2015 Classic: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Classic: The Bookmark
2014 Archive: The Wearable Tech Geek
“My watch says my heart rate is up because I’m on a ladder!” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Wearable Tech Geek
2014 Legacy: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out after the challenge. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Nicolas Cage? For a year that proved he is still the hardest working man in the “Straight-to-VOD” industry. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards… Read More »2014 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up
2013 Archive: Naomi Watts’ Royal Mess
Why she was nominated for Diana? For proving that even an Oscar winner can’t save a script that feels like it was written by a gossip… Read More »2013 Archive: Naomi Watts’ Royal Mess
2012 Legacy: The Subway Surfers Focus
Why did the math teacher keep hearing a soft, electronic coin-collecting sound? Because the back row had mastered playing a running game on their touchscreens… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Subway Surfers Focus
2012 Vintage: The iPhone 5
Why was the traveler’s phone so long? Because Apple added an extra row of icons and he felt like he was holding a very expensive… Read More »2012 Vintage: The iPhone 5
2012 Legacy: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
2012 Archive: The Smart TV
Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a “Smart TV.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Archive: The Smart TV