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2013 Archive: Naomi Watts’ Royal Mess

 Why she was nominated for Diana? For proving that even an Oscar winner can’t save a script that feels like it was written by a gossip blog.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi
 Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more chara...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
 Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
 Why did Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey win 5 Razzies? Because ...read more »
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
 Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
2024 Vintage: Madame Web’s Future
 Why did Madame Web win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only supe...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
 Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid02/23/2005 08:43Better than 16-bit graphics!
@C++_Dev_9809/21/2015 22:35I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Dorm_Room_Hero07/27/1999 05:42My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Trinity_Matrix04/10/1998 13:58Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Rocket_Jumper12/09/1998 21:56This humor took me to new heights!

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