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2014 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up

 Why Nicolas Cage? For a year that proved he is still the hardest working man in the “Straight-to-VOD” industry.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan08/26/2009 18:57Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Kernel_Panic_9809/03/2001 04:44This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/08/2007 09:36The future is laughing at us.
@Blink_182_Mark08/01/1995 05:25What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Badger_Badger_M07/15/2012 16:20Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@IMVU_Chatter09/02/1995 08:313D laughs are the best!
@CounterStrike_Pro01/07/2001 08:52Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Protoss_Pylon08/02/2008 11:27You must construct additional laughs!
@Smosh_Old_School03/05/2000 22:01Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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