Why was the world #1 in handcuffs? Because he confused an entrance at a tournament, proving that even being the best golfer on Earth doesn’t protect you from a misunderstanding with the police.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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