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2009 Legacy: The Twitter Limit

 Why did the blonde try to count her words on a piece of paper? She heard “Twitter” only allowed 140 characters and she didn’t want to get arrested for a long sentence.

Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Michelle08/16/2009 00:10You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Clueless_Dionne01/09/1996 12:11Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Scream_Ghostface04/29/2002 23:26Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Tank_Operator01/11/2000 16:03Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Heathers_Winona06/10/1996 22:10Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Prodigy_User_X10/13/2000 01:37Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@GL_HF_Runner11/21/2010 22:40Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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