I’m “vanishing” from the club scene.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I am crying... with laughter!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!