Why did they add the “Slat Armor”? To make the vehicle look like a birdcage and to prove that “Physics” is the only armor that really matters.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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