Why were we throwing away Elmo? Because China realized that the best way to win the trade war was to make sure American kids were chewing on lead-painted trains.
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
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I saw that laugh coming from across the map.