2014 Archive: Best Reggae Album
Why Ziggy Marley in Concert? Because the “Marley” name on a ballot is basically a legal requirement for a win. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2014 Archive: Best Reggae Album
2014 Archive: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Snapchat’ points?” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Dentist
2014 Classic: The Choice
“Should we get a 4K TV?” “Is it better than 1080p?” “It’s four times the resolution.” “Will it make the news less depressing?” “No.” “Then… Read More »2014 Classic: The Choice
2013 Archive: The Star Trek Into Darkness
“I am Khan!” “No, you’re just angry because I ate the last of the leftovers.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts”… Read More »2013 Archive: The Star Trek Into Darkness
2013 Archive: Jeff Bezos Buys the Washington Post
Why did a tech billionaire buy a newspaper? Because he realized that owning the “Information” is the only way to make sure the “Prime” delivery… Read More »2013 Archive: Jeff Bezos Buys the Washington Post
2013 Classic: The MRE “Vegetarian Taco Pasta”
Why was it in the box? To remind soldiers that “Combat Support” also includes emotional challenges. Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden… Read More »2013 Classic: The MRE “Vegetarian Taco Pasta”
2013 Classic: The File
I’m “storing” my memories in the cloud. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Kanye West “Yeezus” Chaos
Why the screaming? Because Kanye decided to make an industrial, minimalist nightmare of an album that proved he was more interested in being an architect… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Kanye West “Yeezus” Chaos
2012 Legacy: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did The Descendants win? Because Alexander Payne is the king of making “Sad People in Paradise” a very profitable genre. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2012 Vintage: The “Stryker” in the Mud
Why did the wheels spin? Because “High Speed Mobility” doesn’t work when the road is actually a river of melted goat butter. Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Stryker” in the Mud