2024 Archive: The Pessimist

“The light coming back on just reminds me that the rent is due.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

How many sales directors does it take to change a light bulb? Non...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

In 2022, our reality felt like it was splitting into a multiverse...read more »

How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan03/05/2014 11:59Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@WAP_Navigator02/05/2001 04:31Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@PalmPilot_Pro06/10/2014 14:36Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@OfficeWorker_9912/10/2013 00:24I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Courage_Dog05/27/1996 16:09The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Dirty_Dancing_F07/01/2008 14:50Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Badger_Badger_M08/18/2007 18:12Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Android_Bot_9908/18/2005 13:11Beep boop. Humor recognized.