2019 Archive: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Fortnite Emote
Why did the man “Take the L” at the baggage claim? Because his bags went to Iceland while he went to Ibiza. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fortnite Emote
2018 Legacy: The Golden Knights’ First Year
Why was a team of “misfits” in the Stanley Cup Final? Because Vegas’s first-year expansion team broke every record in the book, proving that a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Golden Knights’ First Year
2018 Vintage: The Mac Miller “Swimming”
Why the “Self Care”? For the beautiful, jazzy album that became a tragic final testament to Mac’s immense growth as an artist. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Mac Miller “Swimming”
2018 Vintage: The Miles Morales (Spider-Verse)
“Hey.” One, but it’s done with “shoulder touch” style and impeccable animation. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Miles Morales (Spider-Verse)
2018 Archive: The Launch of the “Space Force”
Why did we need a sixth branch of the military? Because according to 2018 logic, if we’re going to have a giant deficit on Earth,… Read More »2018 Archive: The Launch of the “Space Force”
2017 Vintage: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Search
2017 Vintage: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy about the 90s nostalgia. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Instagram Carousel
Why was the girl posting 10 photos of the same sunset? Because Instagram added “Multiple Photos” and she couldn’t choose which one made her look… Read More »2017 Archive: The Instagram Carousel
2017 Vintage: The Fortnite Player
One, but they have to harvest enough wood to build a massive tower just to reach a standard ceiling fixture. Part of the 61 Light… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fortnite Player