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1995 Archive: The 50th Anniversary of V-J Day

Why were the veterans crying? To remind the world that 1945 was won with grit and steel, while 1995 was being managed with “Soft Power” and sanctions.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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