2019 Archive: The Leaf

I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Dial_Up_King01/21/2003 20:46Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Avatar_Na_vi08/09/2015 18:22I see you... laughing!

@Motherboard_Max07/25/1998 21:10This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude12/04/2005 13:05The Dude abides... this joke.

@Trololo_Man_7003/18/2006 03:38Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Animated_Mail_G03/21/1997 03:20The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@DMOZ_Volunteer12/12/1999 14:33Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.