I’ve decided to “Joy-scroll” instead, but so far it’s just videos of capybaras and Turkish shooters. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic… Read More »2024 Classic: The 2024 “Doomscrolling” Fatigue
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of the new movie once I’m inside! Part of the 49… Read More »2024 Archive: The Alex
Why $500 for a ticket? Dynamic pricing made Oasis fans feel more like stock market investors than listeners. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2024 Classic: The Ticketmaster Meltdown (Oasis Edition)
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught using the digital screen-annotation brush to draw funny shapes over the teacher’s face… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Monitor
Why did she win for The White Lotus? For another speech that reminded us she is a national treasure who just wants to “wrap it… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Jennifer Coolidge Victory Lap
Why Chris Evans and Ana de Armas? For proving that you can be two of the most beautiful people on Earth and still have the… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Ghosted” Chemistry
“Don’t think, just screw!” One, but they do it while flying a ladder at Mach 10. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 –… Read More »2022 Archive: The Maverick (Top Gun)
Why did the lawyer sue the $18 “Oat-Milk-Lavender-Matcha”? He claimed it was “too aesthetic to be legally potable.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Coffee Price
“Doctor, my hands are raw.” “Stop washing them with sandpaper. Use soap.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue”… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Hand-Wash
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