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She wanted to rest her account.
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Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
The human guide to online humor.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
A wild laugh appeared!
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.
this describes my entire week so far. blonde mode: ON.