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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

@Winamp_Skin_Maker06/21/2009 11:34Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Diva_Plavalaguna10/27/2013 01:34The highest note of humor!

@Walter_Sobchak10/27/1996 08:16Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Celebrity_DM12/19/1995 20:37Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@This_Is_Fine_Dog01/27/2015 05:38Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Marquee_Text_Fan02/27/1998 01:05<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Believe_It_Or_N12/12/2010 02:36I choose to believe it’s funny.