2017 Vintage: The Fortnite Player
One, but they have to harvest enough wood to build a massive tower just to reach a standard ceiling fixture. Part of the 61 Light… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fortnite Player
2017 Vintage: The “Joint” Strike Fighter Helmet
Why $400,000? So the pilot can see through the plane’s floor—the ultimate “Flex” for people who are afraid of heights. Part of the 34 Military… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Joint” Strike Fighter Helmet
2016 Classic: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 35… Read More »2016 Classic: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2016 Vintage: The Finding Dory Memory
I waited thirteen years to find out where Dory came from, and I’ve already forgotten what I was doing ten minutes ago. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Finding Dory Memory
2016 Classic: The E-Book
Why did the blonde try to charge her paperback? She thought it was an “E-book.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive… Read More »2016 Classic: The E-Book
2016 Classic: The “Dat Boi” Meme
Why was the frog on a unicycle? “O shit waddup!”—the most nonsensical meme of a very nonsensical year. Part of the 39 Halloween Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Classic: The “Dat Boi” Meme
2015 Classic: The “I Will Build a Wall” Promise
Why did it work? Because in 2015, Americans were so tired of “Complex Solutions” that they were ready to vote for “A Big Piece of… Read More »2015 Classic: The “I Will Build a Wall” Promise
2015 Vintage: The Optical Mouse Precision
Why did the dad brag? “12,000 DPI! I can click ‘Undo’ before the mistake even leaves my brain.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Optical Mouse Precision
2015 Legacy: The BlackBerry Priv
Why was the boss using a slide-out keyboard? He wanted an Android phone but he couldn’t let go of the physical “click” of his youth.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The BlackBerry Priv
2014 Archive: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Snapchat’ points?” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Dentist