Why did the wheels spin? Because “High Speed Mobility” doesn’t work when the road is actually a river of melted goat butter.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.