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2017 Vintage: The “Joint” Strike Fighter Helmet

Why $400,000? So the pilot can see through the plane’s floor—the ultimate “Flex” for people who are afraid of heights.

Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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