2011 Archive: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach the bulb, give me 50 burpees! The sweat will make you glow!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 –… Read More »2011 Archive: The Gym Teacher
2011 Vintage: The FIFA Corruption Scandal
Why were Sepp Blatter’s friends leaving? Because the FBI was starting to look at the books, and “transparency” was a word nobody in Switzerland liked.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The FIFA Corruption Scandal
2010 Legacy: The David Beckham Achilles
Why was he on the sideline in South Africa? Because he tore his tendon and had to be a “coach” instead of a player, proving… Read More »2010 Legacy: The David Beckham Achilles
2010 Legacy: The Guinness
“The wait is part of the experience.” “The wait is why I’m annoyed.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch”… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Guinness
2010 Archive: The Game of Thrones (Books)
A guy says, “Winter is coming.” The bartender says, “It’s July. Order a mojito.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram… Read More »2010 Archive: The Game of Thrones (Books)
2008 Legacy: The Shoe-Throwing Incident
Why was Muntadhar al-Zaidi a hero in Baghdad? Because he proved that even if you don’t have a vote, you still have a size 10… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Shoe-Throwing Incident
2008 Legacy: The Bill
“There’s a ‘Convenience Fee’ on here.” “For what?” “For me not crying while I gave you the total.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Bill
2007 Classic: The Bottle Opener
“The OG multi-touch tool.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Nicolas Cage? For a year that proved he will say yes to any script that doesn’t actively set him on fire (and even then,… Read More »2007 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up
2007 Classic: The Radiohead “In Rainbows” Experiment
Why the “Pay What You Want” price tag? Because Thom Yorke decided the internet was the new record store, proving that people would actually pay… Read More »2007 Classic: The Radiohead “In Rainbows” Experiment