Why were Sepp Blatter’s friends leaving? Because the FBI was starting to look at the books, and “transparency” was a word nobody in Switzerland liked.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
A wild laugh appeared!