2005 Legacy: The “Private Security” Cowboy
Why the beard and the Oakley glasses? To make sure everyone knows you’re making $600 a day to do what the Corporal is doing for… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Private Security” Cowboy
2004 Legacy: The DVR
We can now record two shows at once. Our marriage is now a complex scheduling conflict between CSI and The Bachelor. Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The DVR
2003 Legacy: Worst New Star
Why “Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson”? For proving that being able to sing a ballad does not mean you can deliver a line without making… Read More »2003 Legacy: Worst New Star
2003 Legacy: The Starbucks Expansion
A guy asks, “Why is there a Starbucks inside your bar?” The bartender says, “I turned my back for five minutes and they moved in.”… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Starbucks Expansion
2003 Classic: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, and I’m tired of swimming! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: The Europe
2003 Archive: The Lost in Translation Whisper
Why was everyone frustrated? Because Bill Murray whispered something into Scarlett Johansson’s ear in Tokyo, and 20 years later, we’re still checking the DVD subtitles… Read More »2003 Archive: The Lost in Translation Whisper
2003 Vintage: The Tybur Burrell Mystery
Why wasn’t he there? Because he was still years away from “Modern Family,” probably rehearsing his “cool dad” jokes in a mirror. Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Tybur Burrell Mystery
2002 Classic: The Ice Cube
An ice cube says, “I’m melting! Just like the stock market!” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Ice Cube
2002 Legacy: The Michael Jordan “Final” Final Season
Why was he with the Wizards? Because he couldn’t stay away, even if his knees were screaming “Stop!” every time he jumped. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Michael Jordan “Final” Final Season
2001 Archive: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can win an argument with a “Bot.” Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Archive: The Chat Room