2002 Classic: The Ice Cube

An ice cube says, “I’m melting! Just like the stock market!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9604/02/2006 13:55What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Pikachu_Fan_8809/16/2006 07:18Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Nsync_Justin12/21/2002 21:07Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Kill_Bill_Bride05/03/2002 17:22I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Weird_Science_G01/18/2011 17:19We created a monster... of a joke!

@Tuenti_Specialist06/24/1996 00:39A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Rage_Comic_Fan03/09/2001 18:21FFFFFUUUUU-nny!