Why was a team of “misfits” in the Stanley Cup Final? Because Vegas’s first-year expansion team broke every record in the book, proving that a fresh start and a lot of desert heat can create a miracle on ice.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).