2003 Classic: The Europe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, and I’m tired of swimming!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

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@DialUp_Dreamer12/27/2014 19:48Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Nsync_Justin01/13/2011 23:59Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Antivirus_Pro12/13/1996 21:59No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Malware_Hunter07/06/2006 18:31Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Walter_Sobchak03/08/2015 04:28Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Res_Dogs_MrPink08/11/2001 11:04I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Breakfast_Club_B10/31/1998 18:19Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan08/16/2001 12:18Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Trololo_Man_7004/01/1996 06:59Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!