Why was “Little Rocket Man” the new nickname? Because the UN spent the year watching two guys with “Nuclear Buttons” compare sizes on Twitter.
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
One does not simply read one joke.